yep...50 kilos
The human side of the hustle.
Outside work, I have a habit that started as a hobby and has become something closer to a second operating system: patisserie.
I have attended Kirsten Tibballs' patisserie school - MasterChef regular, teacher, chocolatier, and widely known as the Queen of Chocolate - building skills in a world where precision matters and “near enough” rarely survives contact with tempered chocolate.
It began with a genuine love of food, hosting, and dessert. Over time, it became a whole ecosystem. Recipes, methods, notes, techniques, ingredient lists, timing plans, failures, adjustments and ideas all needed somewhere to go. So, naturally, I started treating it like an operations problem.
I use AI to download, sort, and categorise my growing library of patisserie notes and references, building what I jokingly call my ChefGPT: a personal cloud- kitchen knowledge base for finding recipes, comparing methods, planning menus, and making sure the thing that worked once can be found again when it matters.
The result is a hobby with some fairly serious numbers behind it.
Over the past two years, I have bought 50kg of chocolate, hosted a 22 person, 3 course Christmas in July, cooked 12 other three course dinner parties, and become (very happily) the default dessert bringer and birthday cake maker among family and friends.
There is joy in all of it: the theatre of bringing out a cake, the quiet pressure of timing three courses, the ridiculous satisfaction of a clean cut through a layered dessert. But there is also something revealing in how I approach it.
I like the preparation. I like understanding the method, then improving it. I like building systems that make ambitious things feel manageable.
I LOVE learning the science and chemistry behind the ingredients interacting. And of course, I like pouring my heart over something, for the people I love.
Current Obsession
My favourite video game is Satisfactory, which tells you a little too much: even my downtime sometimes involves building automated systems, fixing bottlenecks, and making production lines run cleaner.
Weekend Ritual
I'm usually somewhere between a book, a podcast, a game, a social gathering, or at a fitness class that is offering a discounted session on ClassPass.